Congratulations, you broke the Internet

Please, don't* indicate a choice :

A - My keyboard is broken
B - I fall asleep on my device
C - I didn't know that the Internet has a End
D - My boredom is immeasurable
E - My life is a mess
F - All the above

But... why?

>>> Be a part of the 0.0000003 % coolest human on Earth

You have maximize your boredom score and see eveything on Internet BUT... and there's a good news :
You are truly an exceptionnal human : only 24 people (update:2022-01-03, yes, 2022, incredible huuu) have found the website and send a mail since september 2019.
Be next **

* trust no one on the Internet, maybe you're not nice and won't give a correct answer
** or not, I promise : no spam not the FBI, You get : probably an answer (NOT fast) ***
*** yes, same top level quality english (see ** for a recursive effect, see **** if you speak other language)
**** congratulations again, but not useful here